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My wife loves wiener dog wrapping paper. It's her favorite dog. So we always try to find her favorite paper to wrap her gifts. So I love KFC, so now it's time I get my favorite wrapping paper.
So I need to hurry up and get some of this before its.....wait? It's already gone? KFC created a “lickable” chicken-flavored wrapping paper which includes a hint of cranberry sauce flavor. However, the limited-time-only paper has already sold out. :(
DAMNIT! Some have told me that you could buy the paper online, but the mark-up has got to be crazy. So do you think it's worth it? I'd probably just eat it. But strike 2 users are warned that the paper is not intended for human consumption, and children under 5 should not lick it. So why bother. The label also warns against sharing lickable areas. Because lickable areas need a few licks to get the full flavor. So I guess my wish will not come true this year for KFC Wrapping Paper. It's probably for the best because with my luck it would make me crap myself. Not to be gross....or am I?