Here's how to know those toys you got are just terrible:
Even without batteries it annoys you
You don’t want to tickle it you want to strangle it
It made your kids hate Santa
You spent Christmas and New Years in the emergency room
It makes your kids wish they had gotten socks
Your Nerf gun has injured more kids then your real gun
The ad says “Class Action Law Suit” sold separately
You shot both of your eyes out
It comes with Band-Aids
Your three year old asked you if you had the receipt
You hurt yourself three times just wrapping it
You bought it out of the back of a stolen truck
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