President Trump's first State of the Union address is upon us tonight which means there's a drinking game to go along with it. "Red Eye," a publication put out by the "Chicago Tribune," has some of the rules. Take a drink whenever Trump talks about the electoral college, says a variation of "people are saying more and more" or "we're bringing something back or making something bigger than ever."
Here are the full rules:
Take one drink whenever…
- Trump strikes his goofy “thumps up” pose
- Trump mentions his electoral college win and/or the size of his inauguration crowd
- Trump spreads his arms out
- Trump says some variation of “People are saying, more and more”
- Trump talks about “bringing X back, folks” or “making Y bigger than ever” (e.g. jobs, stock market, State of the Union speeches, democracy)
- Kellyanne Conway scares you
- You notice the size of Trump’s hands
- The camera cuts to Barron Trump
Take two drinks whenever…
- Trump guarantees something: “I promise you”
- Trump insults someone
- Trump botches his delivery
- There’s a standing ovation
- Pundits make some reference to Trump “becoming presidential”
- Melania looks completely disaffected
- Finish your drink whenever…
- Trump makes a “You’re fired” reference
Trump does the thing where he instructs no one in particular to “turn off the cameras in the back” so he can say something about the “nasty media”
- Trump otherwise begins to blatantly ad-lib
- Take a shot whenever...
- Trump drinks a beverage using both hands
- You notice Trump’s hairpiece move
- Tiffany Trump shows up
The State of the Union address is at 8 pm.